Seasons Inbox un: madlymewing (possible NSFW in threads)

[madmewmew]

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[abnormalizes]

[Evangeline has taken enough soul damage to at least be aware of effects to it - but it doesn't hurt, at least not yet.

Also uh, wow.]

Just getting started!

[If Mew Mew doesn't counterattack to interrupt her, then Evangeline will take another swing at her.]

[madmewmew]

[Honestly it won't hurt unless Mew Mew attacks her, and hits her, which it looks like she's not even making an attempt to fight back?

But she does swing her staff down in an effort to block the next swing.]

This is how you do it, yeah?!

[Again, used to just being wailed on here.]

[abnormalizes]

[The staff blocks!]

Good start! [Maybe she should treat this more like a combat lesson than a spar...?] Remember to try to hit me too!

[madmewmew]

Why? I'm used to being the one hit after all!

[But she will try to move and just attempt to boink her with the staff.]

[abnormalizes]

Well, yeah, but spars are usually two-sided...

[She does get bonked once before her scythe comes up to knock the staff away - she at least wants to judge how hard Mew Mew hits when she does hit.]

[madmewmew]

[She pouts at having her staff knocked away, as she is going to step back to give herself some space.]

Okay then, be ready!

[And Evangeline is going to get to see some Monster magic, as friendliness pelletscat headed shots come out of Mew Mew's staff. Which she's raised up to get a better angle.]

[abnormalizes]

Ooh, those are cool!

[-Evangeline manages to dodge most of them, but a couple clip her shoulder. Those actually do hurt, dang.]

[madmewmew]

It's not as cool as my magic as a dummy!

[Which was calling on regular dummies, and then robotic dummies and the eventually throwing a knife. So really not that cool at all.]

[abnormalizes]

That must've been extra cool then!

[-also, look alive, she's swinging her scythe at Mew Mew's torso.]

[madmewmew]

Yeah it wa--

[It connects! And... Sends her head flying, which he body reacts by scrambling to catch the head. It'd be comedic if it wasn't in the middle of a spar, and if she wasn't making a very pleased sound at the same time.]

[abnormalizes]

...Do you need a second before we continue?

[Are there rules about what to do when your opponent's head falls off?]

[madmewmew]

[The body stops and turns towards Evangeline, flashing a cutesy pose as her head lets out an annoyed huff.]

Normally I'm better at catching it!

[abnormalizes]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[She'll wait patiently for Mew Mew to get her head back on.]

[madmewmew]

[She picks up her head, and considers... Holding it up and looking right at Evangeline.]

Yanno, even though it falls off normally? Only that human and you have managed to knock it off in a fight.

[abnormalizes]

I have been told I make people lose their minds.

[not sorry]

[madmewmew]

[She laughs at that, as she puts her head back on properly.]

Yeah, but you haven't done that. You just made me lose my head, totally different!

[abnormalizes]

Guess I have to keep trying!

[As soon as Mew Mew looks ready, she's going in for another powerful slash.]

[madmewmew]

[She's ready and part of her kind of wants to take the hit, but she moves to block it with her staff once more as best as she can. It does make her stumble a little when she blocks it though.]

I gotta wonder how you'll do it!

[abnormalizes]

[This time she's not letting up, following the first strike with a second, and then a third if that's blocked.]

It'd spoil the surprise!

[madmewmew]

[She's going to have to stop blocking, since her staff is technically a doll prop, so it's not that sturdy. But she takes the hits she doesn't block, earning Evangeline some more, very obviously, aroused noises from Mew Mew.]

Surprise?! Yes, yes yes!!!!

[abnormalizes]

[-hm, yep, those are moans! They sure are. At least she's not surprised by this.

...She supposes she should keep attacking her? She's just gonna do that.]

I'll do my best not to disappoint.

[madmewmew]

Mm, mm, mm!!

[With at least one of those strikes? Mew Mew is going to drop her staff and try to grab the scythe by the blade. She's kind of lost to the sauce now.]

Ooooooh~! Make me your pin cushion! Use me!

[abnormalizes]

[Guess??? They're doing this now???]

Well, since you asked so nicely...

[Evangeline hits her as hard as she can manage, which is Pretty Damn Hard.]

[madmewmew]

[She's ready for the hit this time, bringing both hands up to hold onto her head so it doesn't go flying. But it does send her to the ground, her dress is very much showing damage as well, and she is very much breathing heavily.]

Ah!!! I love it!

[abnormalizes]

[Should she keep going? There's no question that Mew Mew's enjoying this, and it doesn't seem like Evangeline's actually wounded her... just damaged her dress. So, it's, probably fine?]

You're really into this.

[It's a little awkward of an angle to swing her scythe at her now with her on the ground, but she manages.]